8/10/2008

Plus They Have Gambling, Hookers, And Drugs There

We are all going to hell. But I'm OK with that.

Had a conversation with some friends the other day where it was determined that none of us are going to heaven, and none of us really want to, either. Because let's face it: Heaven is going to be full of dickheads. Pat Robertson, George W. Bush, etc. I might know a couple of actual Christians who aren't that bad, but overall, if you are going to heaven, I generally don't have any interest in hanging out with you.

Fortunately, people have a way of self-selecting whom they hang out with. Let's take a look at how the people on my Facebook friends list describe their "Religious Views." I'll just list them in alphabetical order by friends' last name, since that's how Facebook lists us, but without identifying any individual heathens.

Jewish - Reform
Religion is an invention of the mind and spirit
Jew for Allah
Bokononist
Somewhere in between agnostic & Buddhist
Atheist
zoolatry
Jebus!?!
Militant agnostic
None
Other
Atheist
superstitious semiotics
atheist pagan
atheist
Agnostic
Zoroastrianism
Other/Practical Philosophy
Sarcastic
Evolving
See political views (listed under political views: Whatever you like - I'll take the opposite)
Atheist
few
Why?
God is Buddhist
Like George Michael said, "Cuz I Gotta Have Faith!"
Atheist


Some of us did not list our "religious views," but that typically means we do not have any. So you might as well consider us agnostics or atheists.

That settles it, then. We're all going to hell. See you there -- bring some salsa. I've got chips.

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